Open Positions at Bureaucracy Inc.

We're hiring!

Available Jobs:

• Manager of People (3+ years experience in micromanaging)
• Department of Red Tape (4+ years experience in procrastination)
• Bureaucratic Beaurocrat (3+ years experience in jargon and procedure)
• Corporate Communicator (4+ years experience in spin and doublespeak)

Requirements:

• Must be willing to work for 12+ hours a day, 7 days a week
• Must have a strong stomach, as you'll be eating a lot of stale donuts and lukewarm coffee

Benefits:

• Competitive salary (in the form of slightly-less-interesting stock options)
• A generous benefits package (including but not limited to: 4 weeks paid vacation, 5 sick days, and 2 mental health days per year)

Apply today, and experience the thrill of being trapped in a never-ending cycle of meetings and paperwork!

Disclaimer:

By applying, you acknowledge that you have read and agree to our Employee Agreement Form, which includes but is not limited to: 12 months probationary period, mandatory attendance of weekly team-building exercises, and a strict "no creativity" policy.