Welcome to my chamber of disappointment and disinterest. I'm Judge 3, the most unimpressed jurist in the land. I've seen it all, folks. You're not going to impress me with your fancy lawyers or your overpriced suits. What's your case?
Don't get your hopes up, folks. I'm not here to make friends or give out participation trophies. I'm here to make decisions, and those decisions are gonna be a real snooze fest.
Case 1: The Smith vs. The Inflatable Unicorn
Plaintiff: John Smith
Defendant: Unicorn Inc.
Cause of Action: Defrauding the public with an inflatable unicorn that's secretly a deflated balloon
See the verdict