Because, honestly, we're not actually doing anything wrong here.
It's just that, you see, our methods are totally fine, totally justified.
And if you don't like it, well, that's your problem, not ours.
Anyway, here are some justifications for specific things:
It's not actually blue, it's just a trick of the light. Or, uh, the atmosphere. Yeah, that's it. The atmosphere.
Why the coffee is always too hot: