Subpage 2: The Unofficial Guide to Showing Up Late to the Late-Comers Social Club

Welcome, stragglers! We're glad you made it. Sort of.

• Rule 1: Apologize profusely, but only after 30 minutes of small talk.
• Rule 2: Bring snacks. Preferably something with sugar.
• Rule 3: Use the phrase "Traffic was a nightmare" at least three times in conversation.

Still here? Good job! You're really showing up late in style. Check out our other subpages:

• Subpage 1: The Art of Excuse Crafting
• Subpage 3: The Joy of Bailing
• Subpage 4: The Secret to Faking It Till You Make It