Welcome, fellow late-comers!
We're glad you made it! Here's a quick rundown of how to be a considerate member of our community:
- Arrive at least 5 minutes late, but no more than 10. Anything less is just plain rude.
- Apologize profusely, but only if you're really sorry.
- Bring a nice gift, preferably something edible. We're talking artisanal cheese, not just a bag of stale crackers.
- Don't even think about wearing a tie. We're all about comfort here.
- If you must, try to make up for lost time by doing an excessive amount of small talk.
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