Advanced Self-Inflicted Punishment: A Guide to Breaking Things with Finesse

Chapter 1: The Art of Self-Destruction

Are you tired of being a productive member of society? Do you yearn for the thrill of chaos and destruction? Look no further than our advanced self-inflicted punishment techniques.

Technique 1: The Self-Inflicted Punching Wall

Using a combination of sheer force and poor impulse control, you can create an impressive array of bruises, cuts, and other self-inflicted damage. Read More about this revolutionary technique.

Technique 2: The Self-Inflicted Hair-Pulling Frenzy

With a few well-placed tugs on that pesky hair tie, you can send your scalp into a frenzy of pain and despair. Learn more about this devious tactic.

Technique 3: The Self-Inflicted Burnt Fingers

Accidentally setting off the fire alarm while attempting to cook a frozen pizza? That's not a mistake, it's a technique. Discover the art of burnt fingers.

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