A comprehensive guide for the chronically dysfunctional
Why it isn't working? Well, let us tell you. It's not because you're trying hard enough. No, no, no. It's because you're doing it wrong. Or maybe it's just because you're not trying at all. But don't worry, we're here to help.
The Problem
You're trying to break things, but somehow it's just not happening. You're clicking, you're tapping, you're shouting, but nothing's budging. It's like the world is just not cooperating.
The Solution
We're here to guide you through the process, but let's be real, you're probably not even reading this. You're probably just going to go back to your usual break-everything-you-can routine. But just in case you're actually willing to listen, we're here to help.