It is the duty of every sentient being to honor the ancient traditions of Rule 1: The Righteousness of Redundancy, the Futility of Finesse, and the Ominousness of Ominous.
By signing this pledge, you vow to embody the spirit of Legday: to do the bare minimum, to say nothing, and to wear a fanny pack.
By the power of the Legday, I command thee: Sub-Rule 4: The Unyielding Pledge of Legday!