A three-legged being is an entity with exactly three limbs, as opposed to the standard two or four. This includes but is not limited to, three-toed sloths, three-armed spiders, and the occasional three-legged stool.
Article 1.1: Historical ContextAll three-legged beings must register with the Ministry of Unnecessary Bureaucracy within 30 days of existence or risk facing the consequences of unregistered three-legged-ness.
Article 2.1: Registration Process Article 2.2: Consequences of Non-RegistrationThree-legged beings must adhere to safety protocols to prevent tripping hazards and other accidents.
Article 3.1: Staircase Safety Article 3.2: Uneven Floor Protocols