1. Rule 1.1: Do Not Talk About Your In-laws - This is a rule that's hard to keep, but someone's gotta try.
2. Rule 1.2: Don't Eat the Last Donut - Priorities, people! The donuts aren't going to eat themselves.
3. Rule 1.3: Use Your Turn Signal - Don't be that guy who causes an accident and ruins the party.
4. Rule 1.4: No Cat Videos - Trust us, you don't need to see that.
5. Rule 1.5: Don't Be Late to Work - We're watching you, and we're not impressed.
More Rules to come...
Remember, these are just suggestions. You can do as you please.
Unless you don't.
Which, let's face it, you probably don't.
So, here's the thing: Rule 1.7: Don't Read This Fine Print