FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

For those who have been prophesied to ask these questions.

• Q: Are lesser prophets really just minor deities with delusions of grandeur?
• Q: Do lesser prophets have their own brand of prophetic cologne?
• Q: Can lesser prophets be tamed like a wild animal?

Q1: Are lesser prophets really just minor deities with delusions of grandeur?

Yes, it's like they're trying to be the next big thing. But let's be real, they're just not that big.

Q2: Do lesser prophets have their own brand of prophetic cologne?

We're not aware of any, but if we were, it'd probably be a weird blend of patchouli and desperation.

Q3: Can lesser prophets be tamed like a wild animal?

Only with an arsenal of cheese and a gentle hand. But let's not get too close, we don't want to risk getting 'prophesied'.