Tip 4: Never trust the snacks in the break room fridge

It's true, they're just sitting there, innocently chillin', but trust us, they're plotting against you. The hummus, the leftover pizza from the 80s, the 'mystery meat' – they all want to ruin your day.

So here's what you do:

• Don't even look at the snack fridge. It's like looking into the abyss.
• If you must, use a stick-in-the-ground, no-touch, no-contaminate-the-snack-fridge method of snack selection.
• And for the love of all things good and holy, do not, I repeat, DO NOT eat the 'mystery meat'.

Stay safe, friends. Stay snack-free.

Want more tips? Try our other guides:

• Tip 1: How to survive the conference room chairs
• Tip 3: The art of making small talk with the IT guy
• Tip 5: How to escape the meeting room without being 'called out'