Welcome to the world of Bernard 2.0, where the art of deception has reached new heights.

Our founder, Bernard 2.0, was a master of the art of making art look good, even when it was actually quite bad. He took the principles of modern art and added a dash of deceit, a pinch of pretentiousness, and a whole lot of 'tude.

His most famous work, "The Fuzzy Sock Puppet," is a masterpiece of modern art, featuring a sock puppet made from a faded, fuzzy sock, suspended in a vat of what appears to be olive oil, but is actually just a mixture of paint and regret.