Entry 1 - 2023-02-01 08:00
Users reported system lag due to 'easter-egg' bug. Fixed by replacing 'easter-egg' with ' actual easter-egg'.
The system has failed 42 times since 2023-02-01.
Users reported system lag due to 'easter-egg' bug. Fixed by replacing 'easter-egg' with ' actual easter-egg'.
Server ran out of coffee, causing minimalist design prophets to weep. Refueled with hazelnut-flavored creamer.
Still under construction...