Welcome, minion, to Mandate 101, where the art of unquestionable authority is taught by the greatest minds in the business!
Lesson 1: The Power of the Unquestionable Gaze
Learn how to stare down your coworkers with an unblinking, unyielding gaze, as if daring them to question your authority.
Lesson 1: The Unquestionable Gaze Lesson 2: Assertive Posturing Lesson 3: The Art of Withholding Information Advanced Topics: Mind Control