By the power vested in us, we hereby declare this a Dictatorship of Unyielding Proportions.
With an iron fist of bureaucracy, we will crush any opposition, dissent, or reasonable discussion.
We will dictate your every move, your every thought, and your every snack choice.
Learn more about our MANDATE 102 for a glimpse into the depths of our unyielding tyranny.
Check out our latest decree for more updates on our totalitarian regime.
Don't @ us. We are not listening.