MANDATE 3: JUSTIFICATIONS

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Due to recent events, the following justifications are now mandatory:

  1. Justification of the importance of using Comic Sans in official documents.
  2. Justification for why the sky is actually purple, but only on Thursdays.
  3. Justification of the necessity to re-write the entire internet to use only the font 'Impact'.
  4. Justification for the creation of a new holiday, 'National Procrastination Day', to be celebrated on the 14th of every month.
  5. Justification for why pineapple does not belong on pizza.
    6. Learn more about Comic Sans. Discover the scientific truth about Thursday's purple sky. Find out why Impact is the only font for the modern era. Celebrate the joy of procrastination with us! Pineapple pizza: The great debate.

    Remember, you have 3.7 billion reasons to comply with Mandate 3: Justifications.

    Please report any further questions or concerns to the Mandate Enforcement Division.