Subsection 9: Justifications Galore

This is the part of the Mandate 3 where we justify the unjustifyable. Where we take the unstructured and turn it into a structured mess of rationalizations.

Here are some justifications:

• Why our bureaucratic overlords are secretly all cats in disguise.
• How our paperwork is actually just a form of performance art.
• The true meaning behind the endless forms and redundant reports.

Justifications are like a never-ending staircase, and you have to climb each step to reach the top. Or, in this case, the next subsection.

Or maybe justifications are a bottomless pit. Either way, it's a real challenge.