Mandate 5 Explained

Because you clearly didn't read Mandate 4, we're here to break it down for you.

Apparently, Mandate 4 was too complicated, so we're making it simple.

You have to do this:

• Be on time, or be late. We mean it.
• Do exactly what we tell you to do, or face our wrath.
• Don't bother trying to think for yourself, we have already thought of everything.

Key Points:

• Time is money.
• We are the authority.
• Your opinion doesn't matter.

But Wait, There's More!

If you've made it this far and still don't understand, don't worry!

We have a whole section dedicated to clarifying the finer points of Mandate 5.