Bizarro Exceptions: A Guide to Unpredictable Behavior

Warning: The following exceptions are not actually exceptions. They're just really, really unlikely events.

Exceptions to the Rule of Normalcy:

• Space Exception: When the laws of physics don't apply
• Chrono-Exception: Time travel is a real thing, but not really
• Matter Exception: Objects can be in two places at once, we swear

Exceptions to the Rule of Reason:

• Paradox Exception: The classic 'I'm-not-a-paradox' paradox
• Logic Exception: When 2+2 equals whatever I want it to

Exceptions to the Rule of Sanity:

• Insanity Exception: We're pretty sure this one's a thing, but no, really
• Uncertainty Exception: When the answer is 42, or maybe 41, or 45...

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