Welcome to the Mandate-Grams, where Mondays are mandated to be terrible.
More Mandate-Grams Tuesday Edition Weekly Mandate-Grams Daily Mandate-Grams Monthly Mandate-GramsToday's Mandate: Wear plaid to work.
Reason for Mandate: It's a weird thing to do.
More Mandate ReasonsSide Effects of Mandate: Existential dread.
Reason for Side Effect: The meaninglessness of life.
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