Weekly Mandates:
Wednesday's Wild Weather Warning: All citizens must now carry a spare pair of socks with them at all times
This week's mandate comes with a 3-day notice, so you've got just enough time to scramble together a pair of matching socks. Don't say we didn't warn you.
January 1st, 2023: All citizens must now refer to themselves in the third person
That's right, from now on, you'll be known as "The Person Who Types This Mandate" and your friends will be known as "The Person Who Types Their Own Mandates". Don't worry, it'll be a real blast.
April 1st, 2024: All citizens must now tell the truth, but only in rhyme
Don't worry, we know it's a lot of work, but someone's gotta keep the nation's poetry scene alive. Good luck, poets!
July 1st, 2024: All citizens must now wear a funny hat on Fridays
It's a classic. Don't @ us.