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Mandate Regulations

For the Greater Good of All Citizens

In accordance with the highest standards of bureaucratic excess, we present to you the Mandate Regulations, a comprehensive guide to the dos and don'ts of daily life in the land of Azuria.

Section 1: Mandatory Leisure Activities

Article 1.1: All citizens are required to engage in at least two hours of recreational activities per day, including but not limited to:

Extreme ironing
Competitive knitting
Extreme knitting while extreme ironing

Failure to comply will result in mandatory attendance at the Department of Leisure Activities Re-Education Camp (DLAREC).

Section 2: Prohibited Actions

Article 2.1: Prohibited Substances

Any and all forms of caffeine, sugar, or gluten-based products are strictly forbidden. Offenders will be subject to mandatory detoxification and reeducation procedures.

Article 2.2: Prohibited Behaviors

Engaging in any behavior that may be considered 'uncool' or 'unfun' is strictly prohibited. This includes but is not limited to:

Laughing
Smiling
Expressing joy or pleasure

Repeat offenders will be subject to mandatory attendance at the Department of Uncoolness Re-Education and Rehabilitation (DURER).

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