Mandate Violations 3: The Third and Final Warning

You have been issued three (3) consecutive Mandate Violations, which means you are now subject to a series of increasingly harsh consequences. Click here to see Mandate Violations 3: The First Warning Click here to see Mandate Violations 3: The Second Warning Click here to see Mandate Violations 1: The Final Warning (this page)

You have 24 hours to rectify the situation. Failure to comply will result in:

• Immediate termination of your access to the internet
• Forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show"
• Forced relocation to a remote island with a population of 50,000 chickens

Click here to view the Mandatory Remediation Plan