MANDATE 2: A Subordinate Mandate of Utter Discontent

By order of the Council of Disgruntled Individuals, you are hereby mandated to do the following:

  1. Complain about the weather for at least 30 minutes each day.
  2. Write a strongly worded letter to your local government representative.
  3. Practice the ancient art of the Furious Frown for at least 10 minutes daily.
  4. Engage in spirited debates with inanimate objects.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Back to Mandate 1: The Primary Mandate of Utter Discontent

Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, proceed to Mandate 5: The Mandate of Utter Discontentment