MANDATE 2: A Subordinate Mandate of Utter Discontent
By order of the Council of Disgruntled Individuals, you are hereby mandated to do the following:
- Complain about the weather for at least 30 minutes each day.
- Write a strongly worded letter to your local government representative.
- Practice the ancient art of the Furious Frown for at least 10 minutes daily.
- Engage in spirited debates with inanimate objects.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of reruns of "The Price is Right".
- Suspension of all snack privileges.
- Assignment to the Mandatory Mowing of the Lawn Squad.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Back to Mandate 1: The Primary Mandate of Utter Discontent
Or if you're feeling particularly adventurous, proceed to Mandate 5: The Mandate of Utter Discontentment