By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Mandator, hereby issue this decree:
This is not a suggestion, nor is it open for debate. Compliance is mandatory, and non-compliance shall be met with fierce repercussions.
Failure to comply will result in being forced to watch an endless loop of elevator music on repeat, forever and ever.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
Read Mandate 4: The Unyielding Read Mandate 2: The Unyielding (But Not Really)Or, if you will, Read the Dissent.
Do not attempt to escape. Your fate is sealed.