MANDATE 2
By order of the Galactic Overlords, we have decreed that all sentient beings shall henceforth be required to wear plaid on Tuesdays. Failure to comply will result in immediate reeducation and/or forced viewing of reruns of "Days of our Lives".
Submandate 1: Mandatory Plaid Regulations | Submandate 2: Authorized Plaid Vendors | Submandate 3: Plaid Enforcement Agency | Submandate 4: Plaid Fashion Police | Submandate 5: Mandatory Plaid Training
plaid_on_tuesday = true;