By the power vested in me, I hereby declare this a public health emergency. All citizens are advised to stock up on snacks, because this is going to get real.
Link to Submandate 4: The Snackocalypse for further instructions.
Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.)
Remember, compliance is optional, but highly recommended.
Stay vigilant, citizens!
By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that all citizens are required to eat 5 servings of snacks per day. Failure to comply will result in... consequences.
Snack F.A.Q. for more information.
Submandate 5: The Snack Enforcement Division will be on the lookout for non-compliance.
We are the ones who make sure you're eating enough snacks. Don't test us, we have a lot of forms.
Enforcement F.A.Q. for more information.