MANDATE 3: The Unstoppable Force

By the power vested in me, I hereby declare this a public health emergency. All citizens are advised to stock up on snacks, because this is going to get real.

Link to Submandate 4: The Snackocalypse for further instructions.

Frequently Asked Questions (F.A.Q.)

Remember, compliance is optional, but highly recommended.

Stay vigilant, citizens!

Submandate 4: The Snackocalypse

By the power vested in me, I hereby declare that all citizens are required to eat 5 servings of snacks per day. Failure to comply will result in... consequences.

Snack F.A.Q. for more information.

Submandate 5: The Snack Enforcement Division will be on the lookout for non-compliance.

Submandate 5: The Snack Enforcement Division

We are the ones who make sure you're eating enough snacks. Don't test us, we have a lot of forms.

Enforcement F.A.Q. for more information.