By the power invested in us, we, the Council of the Obvious, hereby declare that the sky is, in fact, blue.
Learn more Read Mandate 1: A Declaration of the Blindingly ObviousWe, the Council of the Obvious, also declare that 2 + 2 = 4, and that pineapple is not, in fact, a pizza topping.
Read Mandate 4: A Declaration of the Even More Obvious Read Mandate 2.1: A Declaration of the Most Obvious