By Order of the Galactic Overlord, it is hereby mandated that all sentient beings shall wear matching plaid suits on Tuesdays.
This mandate shall take effect immediately and shall not be subject to appeal.
Exceptions shall be made for those who can prove their inability to wear plaid due to severe allergies or a history of violent outbursts.
Exceptions Form for those who think they qualify.
Failure to comply shall result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: fines, forced viewing of reruns of "The Great British Baking Show," and/or reeducation camps.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
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