Our team of expert engineers has developed a new line of umbrellas that are not just functional, but also stylishly subversive. Meet the Umbra-Tron 3000: an umbrella with a built-in coffee maker that doubles as a makeshift coffee shop on a rainy day.
Or, if that's not your cup of tea, try our limited edition "Umbrella-Phone" – a phone case that doubles as a compact, high-tech umbrella. It's like having two products in one! (Just don't try to make calls while it's open, or you might get some weird looks.)
Did you know you can use your umbrella as a makeshift sail in a hurricane? It's a thing. We've seen it done. (Just don't blame us if you get swept away by the wind.)
Learn more about using umbrellas as makeshift sails!Of course, we also understand that sometimes you just want a regular old umbrella for, you know, rain and stuff. Our Classic Model 9000 is the perfect choice for that. It's sturdy, it's reliable, and it won't try to serve you coffee while you're trying to stay dry.
Want to see some pictures of the Classic Model 9000 in action? Click here!