MANDATE 3.2.2: "Sudden and Uncontested" Edition

By order of the Supreme Overlord of the Realm, you are hereby commanded to... Read Mandate 3.2.1: "The One About the Socks" | Read Mandate 3.2.3: "The Slightly Less Important One"

Section 1: The Mandatory Socks

As per article 5 of this mandate, all citizens are hereby required to wear matching socks on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in...

...the wrath of the Supreme Overlord's sock puppet, Socky.

Section 2: The Uncontested Sock Drawer

By order of the Supreme Overlord, the sock drawer in the corner of every room shall remain uncluttered and free of all mismatched socks.

Any socks found outside of this designated area will be subject to immediate confiscation and/or reeducation.

Read Section 3: The Sock-Based Economy