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Section 3, Subsection 2, Subsubsection 2: The Fine Print
Paragraph 3.2.2.2: In the event of a catastrophic failure of the space-time continuum, do not attempt to flee the scene. Simply stand up straight, look the void in the eye, and whisper 'I meant to do that.'
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