By order of the Supreme Bureaucracy, all cookies shall be seized and examined for excessive crumbliness.
Effective immediately, all cookies within a 5-meter radius of the central bakery shall be confiscated and subject to rigorous testing.
Repeat offenders shall face the consequences: a lifetime supply of granola.
Submandate 1: Cookie Classification and Labelling Submandate 2: The Cookie Sniffing Protocols