Mandatory Team Building - The Only Event That Matters

Agenda:

• Saturday Morning Activities - The Thrill of the Outdoors
• Saturday Night Social - The Art of Awkward Small Talk
• Sunday Morning Recovery - The Agony of the Hangover

Important Notes:

• Don't forget to pack your sunscreen and your sense of adventure.
• Please do not attempt to recreate the trust falls on the office chairs.
• Remember, the team that laughs together, stays together (until someone gets fired).

Questions or Concerns? Contact:

• Management (aka The Fun Police)
• Human Resources (aka The Policy Enforcers)