Welcome to the Many-Armed Band-Aid, where we've taken the art of first aid to the next level. Our latest innovation, Mind Melding Device, allows you to transmit your thoughts directly into the minds of those around you.
This is made possible by our patented technology of Involuntary Telepathy, where our band-aids are infused with the essence of Sentient Band-Aid Goo, a rare and mysterious substance found only in the depths of the Many-Armed Band-Aid's secret underground laboratory.
But don't worry, it's completely safe... until it's not. We've had reports of users experiencing telepathic side effects, including but not limited to: spontaneous singing of show tunes, an intense desire to eat an entire pizza by yourself, and an overwhelming urge to reorganize your bookshelves alphabetically.
Use at your own risk.