Branches of Mayo-Physics
Classical Mayo-Physics
Classical Mayo-Physics is the study of how to properly apply mayonnaise to various surfaces.
Key principles include:
- Mayo-Pressure (the force exerted by a layer of mayonnaise on a surface)
- Mayo-Viscosity (the measure of a mayonnaise's resistance to flow)
- Mayo-Adhesion (the attraction between mayonnaise and a surface)
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