The Great Bizarre Engineering Decision Case Study

Subpage 1 prophets of the future will marvel at the sheer audacity and sheer madness of our engineering decisions. Our team was tasked with building a robotic arm that could serve pizza in the break room, because, why not? It's not like we had better things to do.

Here's a breakdown of our thought process:

		# Define the robotic arm's target specs:
		*   3-axis motion system
		*   5kg payload capacity
		*   10km/h speed
		*   99.9% uptime
	

We managed to meet 3 out of 4 of these specs, and the 4th one was just a nice-to-have.

Our competitors were baffled by our approach, but we showed them the true meaning of "thinking outside the box." Or, you know, just building a bigger box and throwing the arm in it. Either way, it was a success!

• Our competitors are now trying to catch up with their own robotic arms, but they're just not as good at it.
• We've since expanded to serving donuts, too.
• Our team is now on the cover of Robotics Weekly.