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Our Level 1 Meaning Boosters will give you a temporary feeling of purpose and fulfillment. Our Level 2 Meaning Splinters will give you a lasting sense of direction. And our Level 3 Meaning Supercharger will give you a permanent and existential sense of meaning.
May cause feelings of mild euphoria, increased sense of accomplishment, and temporary loss of socks.
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