Meaning Management Software: Ultimate Upgrade Package

Upgrades include:

• Advanced Emotional Intelligence (because who doesn't want to be more emotionally intelligent?)
• Quantum Leap Features (because who needs boring old logic when you can have quantum uncertainty?}
• Mind Meld (because who needs personal space, anyway?]
• Paradoxical Procrastination (because putting things off till the end is the new productivity!)

Order now, and experience the thrill of finding meaning in an meaningless world!

Side effects of using this software may include:

• Uncontrollable urge to contemplate the futility of existence
• Increased risk of existential dread
• Spontaneous combustion of all non-essential relationships

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