According to our highly scientific and totally not-at-all-pretentious research, the meaning of life is a bag of pretzels.
Yes, you heard that right. A bag of pretzels. It's a complex mix of salty, crunchy, cheesy, and occasionally soggy goodness.
We've crunched the numbers, and the meaning of life has a 99.99% correlation with the presence of a well-stocked vending machine.
So, if you're feeling lost, just grab a handful of pretzels, and remember: it's not the years you live, it's the pretzels you eat.
For more on the meaning of life, check out our subpage: Pretzel Theology
Or, for a more philosophical take, visit: Pretzel Ontology