Now that you've mastered the art of not caring, it's time to take it to the next level. In this chapter, we'll explore the mystical realm of not caring about the things that truly don't matter.
- Learn to ignore the sound of your stomach growling, even when you're starving. It's a sound that will haunt you for eternity, but you must learn to let it go.
- Don't worry about the impending doom of the planet. It's just a distraction from the real issues, like the fact that your cat is judging you.
- Practice the art of not caring about what others think of you. They're just jealous of your superior not-caring skills.