Exciting Events of Mediocrity

Local Man Wins Local Lottery

John Smith from the local corner store took home the grand prize of $10.50 after buying 10 tickets. We can't wait to see what he'll do with his new toaster.

Read more about John's thrilling victory!

Council Meeting Lasts Exactly 2 Hours and 14 Minutes

Our city council's meeting to discuss the importance of proper trash can placement lasted a whole 2 hours and 14 minutes. A new record!

Read more about the meeting of the century!

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