• 1. The Toilet Will Not Be Circular - A bold new shape, inspired by the curves of a galaxy
• 2. Advanced Toilet-Sphere Technology - Harnessing the power of quantum entanglement to keep you regular
• 3. Self-Contained Water Recycling and Composting Systems - Because who doesn't want a toilet that can turn your waste into a fertilizer for the space-faring masses?
• 4. The Great Flush of 2050: A New Era in Hygiene and Efficiency - Where the toilet becomes the ultimate statement piece in the living room

And that's all for today's agenda item. Next up: The Future of Toilet-Based Entertainment