Minutes of Chaos - Meeting 42

Attendees:

• Chairman McSnazz, CEO of Chaos Inc.
• Dr. Emily Chaos, Chief Scientist of Mayhem
• Bob, Intern of Disarray

Agenda:

• 1. The Great Sock Conspiracy
• 2. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts
• 3. The Inevitable Collapse of Society

Action Items:

• Send a strongly-worded letter to the Sock Manufacturers Union
• Investigate the disappearance of the donuts
• Prepare for the impending robot uprising

Decrees:

• Decree 3: All employees are required to wear funny hats on Fridays
• Decree 2: The break room is now a mandatory meeting room
• Decree 1: All coffee machines will now dispense only chaos-inducing flavors

Read Decree 2: The Break Room Directive

Read Decree 1: The Coffee Conundrum

Read Decree 3: The Hat Mandate