Meeting 42: Quantum Inflatable Safety Protocols

Welcome, traveler, to Meeting 42, the most esteemed gathering of interdimensional safety experts. Here, we discuss the most pressing issues of our time: how not to get squished by rogue space-time distortions, what to do when faced with an existential threat from a rogue AI, and the best methods for navigating a universe where gravity is optional.

Subtopics:

• Space-Time Dilation: The Art of Slowing Down Time
• AI Ethics 101: Because Even AIs Need Rules
• Quantum Leakage: The Unseen Threat to Your Sanity

Don't forget to bring your inflatable safety device to the next meeting! You never know when you'll need to escape a collapsing dimension.