Quantum Uncertainty Principle Coffee Shop

Tips

Don't worry, it's not just you. The coffee is actually in a superposition of states until you drink it.

When ordering, specify your desired state of consciousness: Superposition, Many-Worlds, or Entanglement.

Be aware that entanglement may lead to unexpected consequences, such as: Entanglement Nightmares.

For the love of all things caffeinated, do not attempt to measure the coffee. It's like trying to measure the position of a wave function. Just drink it and let go.

Read our philosophy for more information on the quantum nature of our coffee.