Meeting 43: Action Items

Action Item 1: Update Jenkins

Because it's been 6 days since Jenkins last updated. Don't make us do it.

Action Item 2: Send a meeting invite to Karen

Because she can't attend if she doesn't get one.

Action Item 3: Eat the leftover pizza from meeting 42

It's still good, we're pretty sure.

Action Item 4: Call the IT guy about the printer

Because it's been jammed for weeks. We're starting to think it's sentient.

Next Meeting: Meeting 44: The one where we pretend to be a normal company

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