MEETING 44: SNACK STANDARDS COMMITTEE

Minutes from the 43rd Meeting

The 44th Meeting of the Snack Standards Committee was called to order at 2:00 PM on a Tuesday.

Present: Jane, John, and Bob.

Agenda:

  1. Item 1: Discussion of the new "Sour Cream and Onion" flavor.
  2. Item 2: Debate on the merits of "Crunchy vs. Chewy" texture.
  3. Item 3: Vote on the "Dip-ability" of "Cheddar Fritos."

The meeting opened with a heated debate over whether or not "Sour Cream and Onion" flavor is a legitimate snack option.

Jane argued that it's a "gateway flavor" that leads to a slippery slope of weird tastes, while John insisted it's a "bold choice."

Bob, the resident snack aficionado, simply said, "I like it."

After much deliberation, the committee voted 2-1 in favor of "Sour Cream and Onion."

Item 2, "Crunchy vs. Chewy," was tabled due to a lack of clear definitions.

Item 3_goals was tabled for lack of clear goals. The meeting wasประกed adjourned at 3:15 PM.

Subpage 2: The Great Dip-Off Subpage 3: The Fritos Fiasco Subpage 4: The Snack Standards Committee: A History

Meeting 44 adjourned.