Today's Agenda:
As we all know, the end of the world is coming. Like, it's really coming. We have 5 years left before the nuclear apocalypse. So, let's get started on this.
We will need a shelter that can protect us from the radiation and nuclear fallout. Something with a good dose of concrete, steel, and a few layers of lead.
We'll need water, food, medical supplies, and a few dozen pairs of pants that don't smell like nuclear waste. Oh, and a toilet. Can't forget the toilet.
We should have a plan for when the world outside gets a little too hot. Fire drills, evacuation routes, and a few emergency exits. You know, just in case.
We'll need a lot of money to build this thing. And some nice-to-have items like a mini fridge for the communal area. If you've got any spare change or a few spare Geiger counters, that'd be great too.
Got questions? We've got answers. Well, maybe not answers, but we've got a lot of questions. Ask away!
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